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BUY THE SONG: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jap-battle-feat.-rachel-bloom/id1087548485?i=1087548490nn"JAP Battle" Explicit nnAudra Levine: nThis is real deep beef from waynBack in the past. Deeper than I'll nPut a foot up in the crack of yournAss. nnCome on, let's do this. YournLittle pals can witness how nVicious this Westchester alphanBitch is. I'm straight up malicious. nA verbal curb stomper. Since we nWere toddlers, I've studied every nChink in your armor, and between nYour folks' divorce and that haircutnOn ya I'm really not sure which one'snThe Bigger Shondeh. nnRebecca: nThat means "disgrace." I'm translatingnFor the Goys. Our life lines have nBeen parallel like corduroys. nBut no we'll see whose bars will nPrevail in this beef of two hard-as-nailsnShebrews from Scarsdale!nnAudra Levine: nWe've got a conflict of interest. nnRebecca: nI'm about to give Levine the nBusiness. nnAudra Levine: nSpttin' venomous hate --nnRebecca: nPenetratin' her defenses --nnAudra Levin & Rebecca: nIt's a JAP Battle. nnDarryl: nA what? nnNew York Lawyers: nA Jewish American Princess...nnAudra Levine: nRap battle. nnDarryl, Paula, & Josh: nDaughters of privilege...nnAudra Levine:nSpittin' mad flow. nnNew York Lawyers: nFind that term offensive? nnAudra Levine: nToo bad, yo!nnAudra Levine & Rebecca: nOh snap, it's a JAP battle rap. nnRebecca: nLook: academically, you couldnNever catch me. You were close, nBut no match scholastically. No nHow no way. I put the "O.G" in n"5.0 GPA." nnAudra Levine: nWell speaking of which, arenYou AP graded? 'Cause these days, nYou look a bit heavily weighted. nAnd all your book-crackin' don'tnMake up for the fact that I'm nStrapped with that killer instinct nThat you lack. Sweetheart, here'snWhat you're not understanding: nI'm street smart. nnRebecca: nYou mean 'cause you minorednIn urban planning? Bitch, I knownYou, that tough act's a bluff. nSo sheket bevaka shut the fuck nUp!nnAudra Levine: nYour temper! You lost it! Aw!nCute! Like you're gonna lose nThis lawsuit. But here's one nCategory where you no rival: nBlowing frat guys with your nA.E. Pi-Hole!nnRebecca: nAnd I banged your hedge-fundnManager Fiance! Back in collegenOver Winter holidays. Bathroom nStall at the Matzo Ball and Honestly? nI gotta say: Really not hot all. Small dick, nRotten lay. nnDarryl, Paula, & Josh: nThis is...nnRebecca: nA JAP battle. nnNew York Lawyers: nBane of my existence...nnRebecca: nYou're an asshole!nnAudra Levine: nFrom Golden's Bridge...nnRebecca: nTo North Castle.nnAudra Levin & Rebecca: nWipe you off the map in thisnJAP battle rap. nnAudra Levine: nBunch, you're a curse, you're anBlight, we were frenemies at firstnSpite. Think your verse is tight? nThen you're trippin' like birthright. nI'll wipe the mirth right off your nFugly mug and fill you full of slugsnLike a straight up thug!nnRebecca: nUh, that word is racist. SomeonenOughta tell you. Like me! I belongnTo the ACLU. nnAudra Levine: nSpare me. I'm a card-carrying nMember. Plus I spent a semesternIn Kenya, remember? nnRebecca: nWell, I volunteered in Ghana. nnAudra Levine: nWell I guess that makes us equal. nnRebecca: nWell it's settled then: nnAudra Levine & Rebecca: nWe're both cool with black people. nnAudra Levine: n'Cause we're liberals. nnRebecca: nDuh! Progressive as hell. nnAudra Levine & Rebecca: nThough of course I support nIsrael. nnRebecca: nAudra. Wait. We share so many nTraits. Should we shake hands nAnd erase the hate created by nOur mothers pitting us against nEach other for accolades and nGrades? We were egged on like nSeder plates!nnAudra Levine: nNah. In summation, you leftnNew York for this fuckin' shtetl. nAnd now you're like "oh Audra, nLet's settle." You wanna get salty nLike the dead sea? Word. But call offnThis suit, or you're dead see, word. Less
