Two Jewish brothers from South Florida who love being Jewish and love Israel, woo Jewish ladies at synagogue and then save Israel from terro...
Two Jewish brothers from South Florida who love being Jewish and love Israel, woo Jewish ladies at synagogue and then save Israel from terrorism and antisemetism in this Epic Anthem about being Jewish.nnnWritten, Performed & Produced by: The Segal BrothersnnFor information on having The Segal Brothers produce your next multimedia project, email: brett@brettsegalmusic.com nnLyrics:nBarooch Atah AdonainI’m Fuckin Jewish, YonBarooch Atah AdonainGonna Pimp My YarmulkennBrett: nRollin through the temple sippin Manischewitz wine,nThis honey staring at its Jenna, GoldsteinnStaring at me hardnShe staring at my thing,nBut wait a minute, no,nShe’s staring at my bling. nnAnd I know Adonai is the source good thingsnCuz its Chanukah, nand I’m lookin at her,nLittle jewish bootynGift wrapped in a g-string.nnHey! Can I tap that?nI got them platinum encrusted diamonds nPimpin up my Jewish hat.nnBarooch Atah AdonainI’m Fu#kin Jewish, YonBarooch Atah AdonainPlatinum with the Diamond studs.nnNow you know I like them Jewish girls,nBut not just any Jewish girl.nNot the one that practice orthodoxnBut the one that practice handling my …..n nGonna get some RhinestonesnFor my yarmulkenSome diamonds and s@#t.nAnd when a chick walks up,nShe’ll be getting al farklempt, likenn“Hi, your Yarmulkes really cool, I like it”n“Yeah, My dad’s a lawyer”n“Oy Vey, I’m excited”nnBust out the Holy sheetsnIma give you my 3 inchesnBooty fluffy like Challah bread nnuts swole like two gefilte fishes.nnHop in my carnIt's the new M6 ,nBarooch atah adonoi nMy daddy just bought the Nicks. nnI’m f@#kin Jewish, Yo!nMy schmekel is totally kosher,nIf your vagina ain’t Jewish,nThan I’m gonna PassovernnListen, nYou ain’t got the chutzpah to futz with me,nUnless you practice krav maganOr gave birth to me.nnSo bring my bagels and lox to temple,nAnd don’t forget my hummusnPut on a yarmulkenTo remind us that there’s something up above us.nnSo with my Chanukah candle stick, nI’ll Light a splif and get rippednPut on my Yamika with some diamonds and some rhinestones in it. nnT-dd: Barooch Atah AdonainKrizm: Gonna Pimp My YarmulkenAdam: (I swear my dick is bigger than the stereotypes, YES!)nTodd: Barooch Atah AdonainKrizm: Platinum with the Diamond studs.nnT-dd: Barooch Atah AdonainAdam: Gonna Pimp My YarmulkenT-dd: Barooch Atah AdonainKriam: Platinum with the Diamond studs.nnBrett:nNow what do I have to do to prove it to younThat I have Jewish Blood and Jewish Kin,nTake off my shirt and shoes and slacks, nSo you can see that I’m lacking a foreskinnnCall it archaic, ncall it mentally sicknBut not a day goes by I don’t thank the moil nfor cleaving off that little piece of my dick n nThis holy hat that I’m pimpingnIts not merely a symbolnIts got LEDs nBlazing like the bat signalnnPimpin my Hebrew helmet,nIt’s my only leisurenGonna make it like a strobe light or a disco ballnGiving Rabbis, epileptic seizures.nnSo why all this hating on me?nWhy that sour look on your face?nCuz the refracted light on my yarmulke is visible from outer space?nnOr Is it because my great great great great grand grandaddynParted the sea?nOr cus you sport JCPennynWhile I’m clad in Versace?nnBut underneath the bling, nI’m a nice Jewish ladnAnd I always sit with GrandmanEvery Friday for ShabbatnnI’m fucking Jewish, yo!nAnd some may call me a schmucknCus I’ll be swimming the breast strokenIn my dough, every daynLike a Jewish Scrooge McDuck!nnSo nows the time you probably asking:nWhy is this white Jew rappin?nWell shouldn't he be litigating and curing cancer or something Jewy like that?nnYou see he’s wearing this yarmulke nTrying to rap like he black. nThis beat’s pretty dumbnAnd his rapping is whack and lyrics are lacking pzazznnBrett:nAnd I say “Hey”nI'll rap your schnitzel in two. nCus there ain’t nothinin the world nIn the whole Galaxynin the whole universe nbetter than bein a Jew. Less