What’s that I hear on the rooftop? It’s Mrs. Claus squaring off against Mary Poppins in a special holiday-themed rap battle! *explicit l...
What’s that I hear on the rooftop? It’s Mrs. Claus squaring off against Mary Poppins in a special holiday-themed rap battle! *explicit lyrics*nSubscribe: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=whitneyavalon niTunes, behind the scenes video, and merchandise coming soon.nn** CREDITS **nWriter / Exec. Producer / Director / Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon nhttp://whitneyavalon.com http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://facebook.com/avalonwhitneynWriter / Producer / Director / Editor: Steve Gossett nhttp://stevegossett.com http://twitter.com/thestevegossett http://facebook.com/thestevegossettnnMrs. Claus: Alyssa Preston http://www.imdb.me/alyssapreston http://twitter.com/alyssamprestonnSanta: Jim O’Heir https://twitter.com/jimoheirnBert: Kevin Allen https://www.facebook.com/KevinAllenfacenStark Bannermen: Paul Nabil Matthis https://www.youtube.com/pmatthis, Frank EadynnCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonnAssistant Camera: Maggie Schwabn2nd AC / Data Tech: Dino DumandannVFX: Mike ManasewitschnRecording Engineers: Ryan Johnson http://ryanthomasjohnson.com, Mario Gorito http://mariogorito.comnComposer: Matt Dahan http://www.mattdahan.comnMusic Mix / Mastering: Ryan Elder http://www.ryaneldermusic.comnMake-up / Hair: Patty Jarvis, Amy WienernWardrobe Supervisor: Sarah Jeanne nSet Costumer: Isabel MandujanonProduction Manager: Mary BonneynKey Grip: Derek DresdanGaffer: Jen GalveznScript Supervisor: T.C. DeWittnCraft Services / Still Photos: Candace Lauren OstlernPlayback: Alex FrewnGrips: Jim Sabo, Jim BurzelicnPA: Ed Lee nStaff Writer: Michael Sullivan nSpecial Thanks: Jason Hayes, Lash Lounge LA, John Kyle Grady, Michael Lyon, Matt Truebe, Mandy SydellennFor licensing or business queries or to help us by translating the lyrics for subtitling in other languages: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.comnn** LYRICS **nMary: nWhen there’s a looming battle to be faced and fought, the lesson is: get right to itnPractically perfect people prefer to be polite, but sometimes you just have to say “screw it”nYou never get applausenYou’re the dependent ClausnYou’re known for wrapping toysnBut my rapping skill destroysnI’m money in the Banks so show some respectnIf you tear me up like paper then I’ll resurrectnAnd I suspect you should check your cholesterol twicenHey, fat cat, how are you at catching mice?nYou’re like a piecrust, so easily smashednI’ll feed the birds what’s left of you once you’ve been trashednI hear it’s been years since the North Pole got rigidnToday’s forecast says you’re entirely frigidnnMrs. Claus: Don’t go there, honey, the word around townnIs just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go downnThe parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest (Hey!)nYou’re a stuck-up servant, ho-ho-horribly dressednThe biggest charity since ever, we help the massesnWith you a couple kids get splinters in their asses (Cheeky!)nYour rhymes are weak - you’re a low stakes playernCome at me, freak - I’ll one-horse open slay yanI’m behind the scenes, but that doesn’t mean I’m dumbnI run the workshop, keep the books, and advise my sugar plumnI’m a baker, all about these rolls, a big broad bruisernEven your reflection thinks you’re a losernnMary: I find this a bore, let’s double it up nMrs. Claus: Oh, bring it on, sister, we will mess your shit up! nnMrs. Claus: BertnBert: SantanSanta: MarynMary: …Mrs.?nnBert: Extemporized before your very eyesnLove to laugh at jolly guys I despisenI likes what I raps and I raps what I likesn‘cause damn right Van Dyke rocks these micsnYou’re an icon of greed that’s perverted the seasonnYou give coal to bad kids, Mary teaches ‘em reason, she’snMary: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferociousnMary & Bert: Super classy, swagolistic, extremely ferociousnMary: I could do this whole verse backwards, but I truly feelnI’m through wasting my time, because you’re not even realnnSanta: Fool, I’m real, and I’m spectacularnThis Dick can’t stick to an accent or vernacularnMrs. Claus: Your ugly carpet bag might impress a duncenSanta: But my sack holds billions of presents at oncenThe whole world counts down to December twenty-fourthnWinter is coming, I’m the “King in the North”nMrs. Claus: Drinking one Coke a year has made us richnSanta: My list’s never wrong: it says you’re a bitchnnMary: Please don’t act like you’re some kind of saint, NicknBert: Always spying on minors Mary & Bert: That’s jailbait, pricknnMrs. Claus: This boring British wench needs a long winter’s napnSanta: You’ve been a naughty girl, shut up and sit on my lapnnMary: That’s quite enough of that, the winds have changed herenLet’s see how well you fly without your reindeernnnn** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) ** Less