All rights reservednnLyrics:nn[sound effects from tools]nNothing ever (ever) happens in this townnFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do a...
All rights reservednnLyrics:nn[sound effects from tools]nNothing ever (ever) happens in this townnFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around herenI thought that I would go right outta my mindnUntil a friend told me the newsnnHe said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lotnRight beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought itnAnd on the spot they're gonna build a shopnWhere we can go buy bolts and screws"nnSince then I've been walking on air (air)nI can barely brush my teeth or comb my hairn'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't carenI've been waiting since last JunennFor this day to finally arrivenI'm so happy (happy) now just to be aliven'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be insidenWell, I hope they open soonnnI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)nWhen they gonna open up that door?nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware storennIn my sleeping bag I camped out overnightnRight in front of the store, then as soon as it was light outnI pressed my nose right up against the glassnYou know, I had to be first in linennGonna get me a flashlight and a broomnWant a pair of pliers for every single room in my housenSee those hacksaws? Very, very soonnOne of them will be all minennGuys with name tags walking down the aislesnRows of garden hoses that go on for miles and milesnBrand new socket wrenches in a plethora of stylesnAll arranged alphabeticallynnAnd they're doing a promotional stuntnThere's a great big purple sign out frontnThat says every 27th customernWill get a ball pein hammer freennI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)nWhen are they gonna open up that door?nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware storennI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware storenn(breathe)nWould you look at all that stuff ...nThey've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heatersnTrash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heatersnWalkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tiresnBB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiersnPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shuttersnPaint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic guttersnKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cablesnHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladlesnPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubricationnMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulationnAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectorsnTire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectorsnTrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisersnTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and EnergizersnSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makersnCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakersnnI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)nWhen are they gonna open up that door?nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware storennI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware storennI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to thenGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to thenGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to thenHardware store Less