BOYISH SAYINGS TO PICK UP CHICKSrn rnBY JASON4VOORHEES2@AOL.COMrn rnPLEASE SUB AND COMMENT AND SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH FRIENDS.rn rn1 HEY BABY...
BOYISH SAYINGS TO PICK UP CHICKSrn rnBY JASON4VOORHEES2@AOL.COMrn rnPLEASE SUB AND COMMENT AND SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH FRIENDS.rn rn1 HEY BABY NICE LEGS WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?rn rn2 YOU TURN MY SOFT WEAR INTO HARD WEAR.rn rn3 HER NAME WAS SANDY AND SHE SUCKED ON MY MANHOOD LIKE A PIECE OF CANDY.rn rn4 SHE SPREAD HER LEGS LIKE A GOOD LITTLE HO, AND SO I INJECTED INTO HER MY 12 FOOT POLE.rn rn5 EVEN THOUGH I BEAT HER WITH MY STICK, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I DIDN'T LET HER LICK THE LOVE CANDY OFF MY D- -K.rn rn6 GIVE ME SOME LOVEN IS WHAT SHE SAID, SO I LEFT THE EVIDENCE OF MY LOVE FOR HER ON THE BED.rn rn7 I'M JUST LIKE A BEER, POP THE TOP AND YOU'LL GET DRUNK ON WHAT'S INSIDE.rn rn8 LADIES IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SPICE, JUST FOLLOW THE HAIRY TRAIL DOWN MY CHEST TO PARADISE.rn rn9 I'M JUST LIKE A CLOCK, I NEVER MISS A STROKE.rn rn10 I'M LIKE AN ICE COLD BEER, IT GO'S DOWN SMOOTH AND NEVER COMES BACK UP.rn rn11 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE JACK AND THE BEAN STOCK, NO MATTER HOW HIGH YOU CLIMB, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE TOP.rn rn12 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE A ROLLER COASTER, ITS A HARD RIDE UP AND I'LL SEND YOU DOWN SCREAMING.rn rn13 LADIES IF MY LEFT LEG WAS CHRISTMAS, AND MY RIGHT LEG WAS NEW YEARS EVE, WHY DON'T YOU CUM AND VISIT ME BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS.rn rn14 LADIES DON'T STEP ON THE GRASS, BUT DON'T BE AFRAID TO WHACK MY WEED.rn rn15 LADIES ALL YOUR MUSCLE MAY BE IN YOUR MOUTH BUT MINE IS IN MY STROKE.rn rn16 LADIES DON'T BE FIGHTING, THERE IS ENOUGH OF MY LOVE CANDY TO GO AROUND, SO YOU ALL WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING.rn rn17 LADIES IF YOUR SEARCHING FOR A HIGHER POWER, YOU HAVE NO MORE TO LOOK THEN IN MY BOXERS.rn rn18 WHILE YOUR IN THE KITCHEN COOKING BACON, I'M UPSTAIRS IN BED GETTING SHAKEN.rn rn19 LADIES I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, SO I'LL GET TO YOU SOONER OR LATER AND MAKE YOU BLEED.rn rn20 YOU WOULD DO ME IF YOU COULD, BUT YOUR AFRAID OF GETTING SPLINTERS FROM MY WOOD.rn rn21 I'M A LOT LIKE A MAGICIAN, EVERY MORNING I USE MAGIC AND COPPAFIELD.rn rn22 I'M A LOT LIKE A SPRING, JUST WHEN YOU THINK I'M DOWN I R-I-S-E RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN. rn rn23 LADIES I'M LIKE A LIFE RAFT, WHEN MY SHIP IS SUNK, JUST CRANK THE GADGET AND YOU'LL MAKE IT FLOAT ALL THE WAY UP.rn rn24 JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR TIRED, I KEEP THE MOTION ROLLING.rn rn25 LADIES I'M A GREAT PILOT, BUT WHEN TIMES ARE ROUGH, I GO DOWN SLOW, DEEP, AND HARD.rn rn26 WHENEVER I'M IN BED I ALWAYS GET SERVICED.rn rn27 WOMEN ARE A LOT LIKE WALL MART, EASY, CONVENIENT, AND ALWAYS OPEN.rn rn28 I'M A LOT LIKE A SAINT, I GIVE AND THE WOMEN RECEIVE.rn rn29 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE A THORN, YOU CAN PULL ME OUT BUT YOU'LL JUST KEEP BLEEDING.rn rn30 LADIES I'M A LOVE MACHINE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GREECE MY CRANK TO KEEP ME WORKING.rn rn31 LADIES I'M LIKE HE MAN, WHENEVER I RAISE MY DEMON SWORD, YOU'LL RECEIVE MY POWER.rn rn32 FIRST I SMOOTH TALK THE LADIES, GET TO FIRST BASE, THEN S--L--I--D--E ALL THE WAY HOME.rn rn33 MY LOVE BULLETS NEVER MISS THEIR MARK, AND YOUR SMILE WILL ALWAYS LIGHT UP MY SPARK.rn rn34 LADIES I'M LIKE A SUCKER, YOU SUCK UNTIL ALL THE SWEETNESS IS GONE.rn rn35 LADIES I'M LIKE A DRUG ECSTASY, ONCE ADDICTED YOU CAN'T GET OFF.rn rn36 LADIES I'M LIKE A SCREW, THE DEEPER I GO THE HARDER I GET.rn rn37 I'M A LOT LIKE A SERVICE STATION, I'M ALWAYS OPEN AND THEIR'S ALWAYS EASY ACCESS TO MY PUMP.rn rn38 LADIES I'M LIKE TECHNOLOGY, I IMPROVE MYSELF WITH EVERY INCH.rn rn39 IT'S HARD TO TAKE A BONE AWAY FROM A DOG, BUT IT'S ALWAYS EASY FOR A HOT CHICK TO GET A BONER FROM ME.rn rn40 DURING SEX MY PENIS MAY LOOK SMALL TO YOU BUT LIKE THEY SAY, EVEN A 747 JET LOOKS SMALL INSIDE OF THE GRAND CANYON.rn rn41 WHEN WOMEN SCREAM MY NAME, I CUM FOR THEM JUST LIKE THAT.rn rn42 MAY I PLEASE GLAZE YOUR DONUT?rn rn43 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PUNISH GUYS, FORCE THEM TO GET MARRIED THEN THEY WILL BE REALLY SORRY.rn rn44 WIPE YOUR SHOES ON THE RUG BEFORE YOU STEP UP TO A PLAYA.rn rn45 I LIKE A FEMALE THAT TAKES GREAT DICKTATION.rn rn46 I LIKE TO PLAY PING PONG WITH MY DING DONG.rn rnIF YOU WANT TO READ SOME SICK SCARY STORIES AND URBAN LEGENDS JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE ON MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT TO JASON4VOORHEES2 AND I'LL SEND YOU SOME.rn rnONCE YOU READ THEM PLEASE SHARE THEM WITH FRIENDS THANKS.rn rnBE SURE TO SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND PLEASE WATCH MY OTHER VIDS.rn rnPUBLIC NUDITY FOR OR AGAINST IT?rnMY FAVE QUOTES BY JASON4VOORHEES2rn rnTHE VID OFrnMY FIRST SCARY STORY I EVER WROTE CALLED THE OLD HAUNTED CHURCH. Less
