Full music video for "I'm The Villain" from Rachel Bloom. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is new Monday at 8/7c on The CW.nn“I’m The Villain”nnI t...
Full music video for "I'm The Villain" from Rachel Bloom. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is new Monday at 8/7c on The CW.nn“I’m The Villain”nnI try to be good to others,nTreat my fellow men like brothers and sisters.nThat’s the story I’m the hero in,nSo how come I can’t zero innOn why this song sounds so sinister?nOh my God…nI’m the villain in my own story,nI’m the witch in my own tail.nThough I insist I’m the protagonist,nIt’s clear that my soul is up for sale.nnI’m the villain in my own story,nThe bad guy in my TV show.nI’m the “who” in the “whodunit,”nWhen I go to hell I’ll run it,nAs Satan’s CFO!nHe needs someone to do the books. Actually, I shouldn’t do that—I’m terrible with money.nnBut wait, how am I a villain?nI give annually to UNICEF,nAnd just last week I helped a lady cross the street,nWho was super old and deaf.nWait, where am I?nAh, a bird!nnI’m the villain in my own story,nI’m the bitch in the corner of the poster,nI’m the figure in the doorway or the Kraken up in Norway,nGod who is this song’s composer?nIt’s like ridiculously sinister—like redunkuously sinister.nn(Evil laugh)nWell, well, well, looks like I’ve got you now, Valencia.nWhat do you want to do with me, you evil witch queen? I am but a humble yoga instructor.nOh what I want is your boyfriend!nNot Prince Josh! Anything but Prince Josh! Why are you doing this? I’m Kate Hudson.nWe’re doing the witch and the princess thing, okay? Just go with it.nOkay, so fine, I’m the princess. Why, why are you doing this to me?nBecause I am jealous of you and your life! You’re so skinny, and Josh is so perfect, and I want to take it all for myself. And now I’ll cook you into the traditional dish of dinuguan and serve it to Josh’s family.n(evil laugh)nNo!n(evil laugh)nNo! No, no!n(evil laugh)nHey, shut up!nnI’m the villain in my own story,nMy actions have gone way too far.nI told myself that I was Jasmine,nBut I realize now I’m Jafar.nWe’re told love conquers all,nBut that only applies to the hero.nIs the enemy what I’m meant to be?nIs being the villain my destiny?nnSUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/TheCWSubscriben nAbout Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:nRebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.n nConnect with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Online:nVisit Crazy Ex-Girlfriend WEBSITE: http://on.cwtv.com/CrazyExGirlfriendnLike Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/crazyxgfnFollow Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/cw_crazyxgfnFollow Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/cw_crazyxgfn nAbout The CW:nOfficial YouTube Channel for the CW Television Network featuring Arrow, The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, The Originals, The Flash, Jane the Virgin, and iZombie.n nConnect with The CW Online:nVisit The CW WEBSITE: http://on.cwtv.com/homenLike The CW on FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/thecwnFollow The CW on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/cw_networknFollow The CW on INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/thecwnFollow The CW on TUMBLR: http://cwnetwork.tumblr.comnAdd The CW on GOOGLE+: http://plus.google.com/+thecwnFollow The CW on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/thecwn nCrazy Ex-Girlfriend | I'm The Villain | The CWnhttp://www.youtube.com/user/CWtelevision Less
