"Cold Showers" full music video from Rachel Bloom. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is new Monday at 8/7c.nn“Cold Showers”nnThere’s nothing I love ...
"Cold Showers" full music video from Rachel Bloom. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is new Monday at 8/7c.nn“Cold Showers”nnThere’s nothing I love more in lifenThan a scalding hot shower.nIt’s the symbol of human dignitynThat separates us from the chips,nHelps you scrub off the sleepnAnd scrub on the day,nOr scrub off the daynAnd scrub on the sleep.nDon’t know if you’re morning or night shower people,nWhatever floats your boat.nnBut where are your toddlers gonna float their boatsnIf all you have is cold H2O?nThat’s two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen,nAnd zero parts justice!nnNow I know you’re thinking,n“What are you talking about? Go away, this is private property!”nnWell before we leave, ladies and gents,nAllow me to set the scene—ImaaaanYeah, I don’t live here.nOh.nnImaaaagine your kids taking a shower before they go to school.nThey douse their skin with ice cold water,nA huge shock to their lil systems.nAt first it’s downright unpleasantnBut then it gets them wired in a way they’ve never feltnAnd they think to themselves,n“That shower felt great, maybe I’ll try cocaine!”nnSo your son’s on coke, your daughter’s pregnant,nAnd your husband’s probably having an affair.nApocalypse!nJust like the movie “I Am Legend”nBut not like that at all!nnNo hot water!nWhich means cold showers!nNext thing you know, your kids will be on crack!nnNo hot water!nWhich means cold showers!nWhich everyone knows is the gateway drug to nCrack, crack, crack, crackn(Crack, crack, crack, crack)nnIt’s not just about the hot water, folks! If this landlord’s not taking a measly hour out of his day to fix your shower, then what’s this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash? He’s taking it and blow it on a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino!nn(gasp)nnCrack, crack, crack, crack.nnHe’s fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like the Olive Garden!n(gasp)nAnd Red Lobster!n(gasp)nGasp is right! That’s gasp with an upper case G that ends with p, the first letter in pool!nnNo hot water!n(No hot water!)nWhich means cold showers!nNext thing you know, your kids will be on crack!n(This makes sense!)nnNo hot water!nMeans cold, cold showers!nAnd cold showers are the gateway drug to crack!nCold water is drugs!nnSUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/TheCWSubscriben nAbout Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:nRebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.n nConnect with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Online:nVisit Crazy Ex-Girlfriend WEBSITE: http://on.cwtv.com/CrazyExGirlfriendnLike Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/crazyxgfnFollow Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/cw_crazyxgfnFollow Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/cw_crazyxgfn nAbout The CW:nOfficial YouTube Channel for the CW Television Network featuring Arrow, The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, The Originals, The Flash, Jane the Virgin, and iZombie.n nConnect with The CW Online:nVisit The CW WEBSITE: http://on.cwtv.com/homenLike The CW on FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/thecwnFollow The CW on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/cw_networknFollow The CW on INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/thecwnFollow The CW on TUMBLR: http://cwnetwork.tumblr.comnAdd The CW on GOOGLE+: http://plus.google.com/+thecwnFollow The CW on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/thecwn nCrazy Ex-Girlfriend | Cold Shower | The CWnhttp://www.youtube.com/user/CWtelevision Less