TURN ON SUBTITTLESnCCnHEAR IMPAIRMENT CRUTCHESnWell jobs finished. Yes I know that Zoe doesn't have a Y. I like the Y. Fuck off about the Y....
TURN ON SUBTITTLESnCCnHEAR IMPAIRMENT CRUTCHESnWell jobs finished. Yes I know that Zoe doesn't have a Y. I like the Y. Fuck off about the Y. A big slightly homo hug to everyone who helped write the lyrics /v/ and /pol/ with the lion's share. The Fry rises my friends. Spread the embers to every corner of the internet. nnLyrics:nn[Intro]nMay I have your attention please?nMay I have your attention please?nWill the real Zoe Quinn please fess up?nI repeat, will the real Zoe Quinn please fess up?nWe're gonna have a problem heren n[Verse 1]nY'all act like you never seen a tumblr hoe beforenMy jaws all on the floor like five guys had just stuck in a minute beforenAnd started fucking my face worse than beforentheir first so my jowls were sore as a plump 5 buck whores (licky)nIt's the start of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding”n“They didn't just post what I think they did, did they?”nAnd Kotaku said... nothing, you idiots!nKotaku's dead, so is Gawker and reddit (rekt)nFeminist women love Zoe QuinnnZigga zigga zigga “Zoe Quinn, I'm fond of xim.”n“Look at xir, walking around licking Phil's you-know-whatnFucking you-know-who," "yeah, and she lied 5 times too"nYeah, I probably got a couple rings up in my ass loosenBut that's because of me and Josh Boggs in his wife's bedroomnSometimes, I just get on tumblr and just let loose, but can'tnso I pass a game off as good and let the bans loosennTumblr's having fits, and leddit's getting pissed.nAnd if the shills are lucky, 4chan will get blamed for thisn'Cause no-one wants to think what started this whole hissyfitnIt's not about some bitch but corrupted journalists.nOf course they're gonna hide all of their sources,nShills ride in on horses, just to say "You're safe now, M'lady"n"We ain't nothing but scandals.." Well, nobody's respectfulnWe coerce other people into blowing our manhoods [SLURP]nBut if they can hump gamer girls and misanthropesnThen there's no reason that a dev and critic can't mutually gropen[skinny privilege SFX]nBut if you feel the way I feel I got the antidote nLet's fucking stream roll this n[TRIGGER WARNING]nHere we go!n n2xnWell I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer nnow won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess upnn nTotalbiscuit don't gotta cuss in his posts in order to argue. nWell, I do; so fuck him and fuck you too (mostly you, though).nYou think we give a damn about the whoring?nHalf the critics don't even play the games , yet 10/10 scoringnBut Anon, what if we win, wouldn't it be weird?nWhy, so they can push the portrayal of gays and queers?nSo they still profiteer off of tumblr's tears?nShit, all these journalists better end their careersnSo I can go play games that put gameplay first.nAnd not have them subject to the latest feminist outburst.nZoe Quinn, lied about the patriarchy.n"Yeah, they've got proof, but I'm a woman, right? hee-hee"nI should download her vile nudes all for freenAnd show the whole world she gave her boyfriend VDnI'm sick of you little white knight groups, all you do is avoid newsnSo I have been sent here to destroy you.nAnd there's a million of them just like her.nCorrupt like her, dying to get fucked like her.nSet up like her, gunna act it up like her.nAn imposter using her "strong female figure"nn2xnWell I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer nnow won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess upnnI'm like a nightmare to listen to, cause I'm only giving younThings you joke about with your weenie out inside your living roomnThe only difference is I got small tits and hate itnIn front of ya'll and I gotta be false and mislead everyone jsut to stallnI just get on twitter and spit itnAnd whether they like to admit it [uguu~] I just fuck nBetter than ninety percent of gamers girls out cannThen you wonder why beta males eat up these Tweets like they're sweets.nIt's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirtynI'll be the only person in the industry flirtingnPinching dude's asses when I'm at wedding processionsnAnd I'm circling, why would all these hatboxers just get their lessons? n[I win button]nnAnd every single person is a Nate Grayson lurkingnHe could be at Rock, Paper Shotgun, dissing real gamin'n[HACK!]nOr in the convention hall, pimpin'nScreaming “I need a good fuck!”nWith his pants down and review scores upnSo, will the real Zoe please fess up?nAnd ram 5 of your fingers up Robin's butt?nAnd be proud to be outta your league and unethicalnAnd one more lie, loud as you can, how does it go?nn4x nWell I fuck lamers and yes, I screwed the gamers but I get free campaigners so it's a no brainer nnow won't the real Zoey Quinn, please fess up, please fess up, please fess upnn nHa hanGuess there's a fire in all of us.nLet's all rise. Less