Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth,rnBring out the liquid, bring out the lot,rnIf not, let's roll her to a car wash,rnNow washing you...
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth,rnBring out the liquid, bring out the lot,rnIf not, let's roll her to a car wash,rnNow washing you will be like washing a goth,rnAll that black lipstick around their gobs,rnHow the fuck do we get it off,rnI think this will be a very hard job,rnHow did you get a tan like that in winter?rnYou ran off the boots and got a box of tinter,rnDidn't ya?? See you still got orange fingers!rnrn[Chorus]rnWhat network are you on, ORANGE,rnColour of your bathwater, ORANGE,rnYour favourite fruit must be an ORANGE,rnBitch, did you know your ORANGE, [x2]rnSlap bang goes on your fake tan,rnBitch you look like the tango manrnWoodeeyy wooo, do the tango,rnWooodeeyy wooo, do the tango [x2]rnrnIts the gone wrong salonrnrnYour clothes keep ripping like you're the female incredible hulk,rnYou got a broken bra, a broken top, a broken thong and a broken coat,rnYou been wearing the same jacket since you were in year 8,rnAnd it smells like you urinate on it bitch,rnThat ain't great,rnYou tried to be Christina, so you dyed your hair black,rnBut really you look like the Vicar of Dibley, what, on crack,rnNow just step back and face the facts,rnYou don't like the fact I get feisty on wax,rnAnyways talking about wax, look at your face, girl relax,rnrn[Chorus]rnrnWhy not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin,rnWhen it's approaching Halloween,rnOr on your english breakfast, place her next to the bacon,rnShe could be the beans,rnAnd you always know wheres she's been,rnAnd you always know when she's had a pee,rnCoz the toilet seat has an orange sheen,rnChing, bring out the detergent,rnScrub that umpa lumpa it's urgent,rnHave you seen her face it's disturbing,rnHow much fake tan are you squirting,rnErr it's hurting my eyes, and your starting to look like the sunrise,rnAnd your fake tan's so ming, you're attracting flies!rnrn[Chorus] Less
