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Connect on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arithemcnDownload this song: http://arithemc.bandcamp.com/track/kosher-meatnnnLyircs by Ari Lessern4/12/12nnI don't eat animals not my style nIt's been that way for quite some whilenBut if there came a time when I changed my mindnI would only dine on the kosher kindnnNo camel, hyrax ,or rabbit meatnThey chew their cud but got the wrong feetnDon't eat no pig rolling in the mudnSpilt hoof but he just doesn't chew his cudnI don't endorse eating donkey, of coursenServe your husband horse and that's grounds for divorcenGiraffes are kosher but how the hecknDo you know where to shecht on an eight-foot necknI keep the laws of kashrut, my jawsnDon't touch no flesh from a beast with pawsnI don't eat no bear, no canine dogsnNo weasel, porcupine, or hedgehogsnNo feline cats, no mouse, no ratsnNo creep bloodsucking vampire batsnNo monkeys, and no chimpanzeesnAnd I won't eat you so please don't eat mennI don't eat animals not my style nIt's been that way for quite some whilenBut if there came a time when I changed my mindnI would only dine on the kosher kindnnI get sick just thinking about carrion pickingnBuzzards and vultures, I'd stick with the chickennGot no craven for ravens and crowsnI'm saving my appetite if you're serving thosenNo penguin wing, and no emu legnI don't want no scrambled ostrich eggnNo parrot, no matter how you prepare itnSpare it, I'll just snack on a carrotnTake a bite from a bagel but not from a seagullnNo kite, no hawk, no falcon or eaglenI'm ona diet where I stay awaynFrom all kinds of raptors and birds of preynNo fowl like an owl, with the big eyes staringnWon't see me tear into the flesh of a heronnNo piece of stork on the end of my forknCause that white meat's kosher like a piece a porknnAnd I don't eat animals not my style nIt's been that way for quite some whilenBut if there came a time when I changed my mindnI would only dine on the kosher kindnnI don't eat no creepy crawling thingsnNo lizard legs and no insect wingsnNo slithering snakes, and no wiggling wormsnCrawling round on the ground getting covered in germsnI'm no anteater I can't stand bugsnNo spiders, no centipedes, no slugsnI'll pass on the cockroach, thank you, pleasenI'll take some honey, you can keep the beesnNo scorpion with the poison tailnNo escargot, I don't eat snailnNever had frog legs like they do in FrancenI wouldn't try that treif if I had the chancenNo amphibians, no reptilesnNo salamander, newt, toad, turtle, crocodilesnFeed me chameleon, I think I'll screamnAnd my face might turn from brown to greennnCause I don't eat animals not my style nIt's been that way for quite some whilenBut if there came a time when I changed my mindnI would only dine on the kosher kindnnI'd only eat sea food with fins and scalesnNo walrus, dolphins, or humback whalesnNo seahorse, sea lions, sea snailsnNo crab legs, no red lobster tailsnNo manatees, like the JapanesenNo nasty sea urchin sushisnSorry, I don't do calamarinSquid and octopus isn't for ArinPeanut butter, no jellyfishnPut one in bowl and I'll break the dishnNo prawn, no krill, no shrimp, I stillnNever had crawdad, don't think I willnI don't make my meals with Moray eelsnNo oyster, shellfish, or elephant sealsnNo great white, hammerhead, when I swimnI shark might bite me, but I won't bite himnnCause I don't eat animals not my style nIt's been that way for quite some whilenBut if there came a time when I changed my mindnI would only dine on the kosher kind Less
